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Senin, 26 Agustus 2013

Listen to... Perfume - 1mm

Perfume - 1mm  「LEVEL 3」 | Random J pop

Perfume's Level 3 era has been a grower era for the most part, with their singles and B-sides not instantly catching on for me. I'll confess to having lost some faith in these girls ever since they wrapped up JPN. But this lack of faith turned into full blown belief upon seeing them live during their World tour 2nd, which has now been topped up by the unveiling of a new track "1mm" from their upcoming album Level 3 - a song about Perfume needing big dicks in their lives.

Perfume are serving 80's pop crack, Daft Punk Discovery realness and running around shopping aisles with a trolley just collecting the wigs of every woman they pass. Everything about this song is pure killer and no filler. The song doesn't really switch up in any way, their vocals aren't heavily processed (which seems to be a theme with what we've heard from Level 3 so far) and the tempo is dialled down completely from all of the Level 3 singles and B-sides. If I were to compare it to anything they had done before, I'd compare it to "Spice". Straight 80's pop. All killer, no filler.

Nakata came the fuck through with this joint. Only he could throw Celtic bagpipes and a Kazoo on an 80's synth pop jam and make it work.

Perfume will also be shooting a video for "1mm". There are no plans for it to be a single as of yet, but there will definitely be a video. Can't wait to see my Robohoes step it out to this and work some back and neck during that ♪ Ahhh-ah-ahhhhh-ahhha ♪.

It's hearing jams from Perfume like this that make me completely roll my eyes when we get shit like "Mirai no museum". I know, I know. 'But it was for a kid's TV show', but I don't care. I don't want that shit from Perfume, I WANT DIS!!


Album arts + tracklisting: Perfume - Level 3

Perfume - LEVEL 3 | Random J Pop

Here be's the album cover for Perfume's 4th studio album Level 3. We always know what we're getting with Perfume's single / album covers. Sleek ass dresses, clean designs and Nocchi giving that leg away like free Kool-aid at a charity sale.

For those of you who are familiar with Perfume may notice something is off about this album cover. That perhaps girl in the middle is a new member. But no. That girl in the middle is our short skirt wearing pussy popper Kashiyuka…WITHOUT BANGS! Perfume's creative team have no idea what they have started with this. They have disrupted the status quo by showing us the one part of Kashiyuka’s body which we were never meant to see.


We are NEVER supposed to see Yuka without bangs. Whatever next. Nocchi in a skirt and A-chan in shorts!? Namie is so mad over this.

  1. Enter the sphere
  2. Spring of life (Album mix)
  3. Magic of love (Album mix)
  4. Clockwork
  5. 1mm
  6. 未来のミュージアム | Mirai no museum
  7. Party Maker
  8. ふりかえるといるよ | Furikaeru to iru yo
  9. ポイント | Point
  10. だいじょばない | Daijobanai
  11. Handy man
  12. Sleeping beauty
  13. Spending all my time (Album mix)
  14. Dream land

We get "Point", "Daijobanai" and "Handy man", but no "Hurly burly"? That shit is as shady as fuck. It's the one B-side they performed more than any other as though it was a full blown single. The penance is that we at least get "Handy man" and "Daijobanai" - both of which I only grew to like when I heard the former play during the intermission of Perfume's World tour 2nd and saw them perform the latter. It's a shame Universal don't roll how Avex do, because videos to both these songs would have gone down a treat. That "Daijobanai" routine don't play.

Perfume - LEVEL 3 [CD + DVD] | Random J pop Perfume - LEVEL 3 [CD] | Random J pop

I am looking forward to hearing these album mixes of the singles. I shudder to think what Nakata has done to "Spring of life". And if "Spending all my time" has been reworked in the same way as the live version, then I will make me a poncho out of some white bed sheets, go to Trafalgar square with a projector and give London a ghetto re-enactment of that epic-ass World tour 2nd intro.

There were originally plans for this album to be released worldwide, although details of this amongst the reveal of the album artworks and the tracklist are currently non-existent. I guess we'll find out nearer October 2nd if a worldwide release will still go ahead. It would make complete sense for Universal to make it happen given that the girls have recently wrapped up a sell out world tour this year. There is no question that there is interest in these girls outside of Japan.

Music reviews: Game | JPN | Spring of life | Spending all my time

Senin, 19 Agustus 2013

Perfume perform underneath a wind turbine. Send wigs blowing all the way to some miscellaneous prefecture.

Perfume perform underneath a wind turbine. Send wigs blowing all the way to some miscellaneous prefecture. | Random J Pop

Perfume rocked down a storm in some Japanese field and had legions of fans banging heads like muthafuckas.

The girls opened their set with "Magic of love", which is as good as dead now and a complete flop. But I admire the girls trying to make that shit work. In their defence the song always comes off better when they perform it live because they don't fuck around with the routine. But I would take "Handy man" over it any day. I would love to see what routine the girls would drop to that.

Hit the video after the jump to watch the girls perform "Magic of flop", their crubtastic pussy pleasing anthem "Fake it" and their Jungle fever jam "Chocolate disco".


No fancy stage, no projection trickery. These bitches barely but had lights on the stage. Yet they still did the damn thing and didn't miss a beat. I was silently pissed that Kashiyuka didn't throw the pussy out with a kick during "Magic of love" how she does in the video. I stay hopeful that eventually we will get a Perfume routine where they whip hair. Kashiyuka is missing opportunities with all that damn hair. But the fans in the crowd gave it to me...


So I'll accept their offering until Perfume choreographer Mikiko seeks inspiration from a Beyoncé routine and has A-chan, Nocchi and Kashiyuka whip so hard that they file a whiplash claim against her.

Shout outs to the random white dude sandwiched between the 2 chronic head-bangers.

Sabtu, 17 Agustus 2013

Perfume perform in maid outfits for Disney and showcase actual singing ability.

Perfume perform in maid outfits for Disney and showcase actual singing ability | Random J Pop

The Robohoes aka Top bitches aka The queens of JPN aka Perfume hit up Disneyland in Tokyo to perform a medley of songs from popular Disney animations. The ghost of n***a Walt may have enforced a no auto tune clause on the girls, but there was no messing with the style. Each outfit Disney gave the girls had to be tailored to Perfume's specifications, which meant Nocchi got the shorts, A-chan got the girly skirt with the flair and Kashiyuka got a fitted, sluttier shorter version of whatever A-chan was wearing. Jump below to listen to Perfume's actual singing voices and to see Perfume dance in maid outfits. You otaku who are titillated by maid outfits had better bring out the pampers, a baby wipe and some Kleenex.




DID THESE GIRLS JUST GIVE ME TONE, PITCH, NOTE CHANGES AND 3 POINT HARMONIES!? I am all for Nakata making these girls' voices sound cold and auto-tuned if the beats are on point and it makes the song better. But I am going to need him to break the pitch correction shackles and bring in a vocal producer for a song or to on Level 3. If Nocchi can sound this good, why on earth was she sounding like she had strep throat on "Magic of love"?

This shit made me wish I had hit up Disney world in Japan for a hot minute.

Perfume music reviews: Game | JPN | Spring of life | Spending all my time
Gig review: Perfume World tour 2nd, London

Selasa, 06 Agustus 2013

Perfume debut their new song "Party maker", whilst getting pissed on in the TV commercial

We moved on from "Magic of love" pretty quickly didn't we. And thankfully so have Perfume. What we have isn't a new single (yet...) but yet another new song of theirs featuring in some fruit related beverage. The song is called "Party maker" and it sounds like a potential crub banger. But we know how Nakata rolls. The segment heard in this song could be a 15 second passage which you hear once, never hear again, with everything else either side of it featuring a completely different sound. Ya'll remember that "Spring of life" teaser. And never forget how Nakata blind sighted the whole of Japan with those verses on "Magic of love".


Only Perfume could look so innocent in the midst of a golden shower, wearing dresses which look like they were used for R. Kelly's target practice.

This preview barely gives us any of the song. But I like what I hear. This shit sounds like "Spending all my time" with added crunk. It makes me want to stand on some rock overlooking the sea in Ibiza and then violently trash under in a volley of strobe lights.

Perfume's creative team had better start working on how to make their dresses look as though they're filling up with lemon soda live on stage. We've seen Perfume dance on stage in light up dresses and be a part of an epic projection set piece. So it's not a matter of Can they? More a case of Will they?

Perfume's fourth studio album Level 3 is due on October 2. The singles haven't been amazing thus far, but I have the feeling that Level 3 will be one of those albums where the singles work better when they're placed with other songs as part of an album. Then there's the possibility that Nakata will re-work some of the singles for the album as he did with "Laser beam" and "Glitter" for JPN.

Reviews: Game | JPN | Spring of life | Spending all my time
Feature: Perfume's world tour 2nd gig in London

Kamis, 25 Juli 2013

Perfume gives London its life during their World tour 2nd stop at Sheperd's Bush


Perfume embarked on a world tour which made a stop at my home town of London and I was fortunate enough to attend. I'mma just get this out of the way here and now. The gig was fucking amazing. I've been slow to appreciate what these girls do, but that all came to a head during this concert. Perfume put on a show. Wonderfully intricate and simple. Big, but intimate.

The range of people at the venue was as varied as fuck. There was no particular type at this concert. There were youngsters there from the age of 12, to crusty old men in their 50's. There were white girls with blonde pig tails, middle aged Japanese women, tall black guys (What it do, yo!!). Perfume's demographic is wider than the chasm between current Ayu and her former self who was able to sell a record. The wonderful thing about this is that it validated how diverse Perfume's fanbase really is. And seeing all of these people gave a nice sense of affirmation (not that I needed it, as I don't give a shit) that it's okay to like Perfume. No matter who you are. Once you are inside the venue, the lights go down and the music starts pumping, every body is one and the same.

When I got into the venue and saw the stage, I was throwing shade all over Twitter and Instagram about how cheap, basic and run down the stage looked. But then it happened. The lights went down and even in the pitchest of blacks you could all make out A-chan, Kashiyuka and Nocci taking their positions on the stage. They stood. Motionless. Silent for an entire minute and then it began. These bitches gave the flyiest looking gig intro I've seen in my life. You all remember that spectacular spectacle from their showcase in Cannes which surfaced on YouTube a month ago, right? They did that whole damn thing and gave Sheperd's Bush its entire life.


The intro was nothing short of spectacular. Lighting and projection are always the focuses of Perfume's performances. But even in lieu of what they've pulled off at the Tokyo dome, what they put on in this small little shit hole of a venue in West London was breathtaking. I watch videos back of it now and I'm in awe of how brilliant it all looks technically and wonder how the fuck it was all done. It's like watching some form of illusion. And just when Perfume have have grabbed you by the hair with their epic filled intro, they mass scalp the crowd with a remix of "Spending all my time". Perfume forums are already calling for this remix to appear on their Level 3 album and I'd have to co-sign. When I heard it on YouTube I wasn't too on board with it. But upon hearing it live, I'm now in love. House loving gays and those trashy clubs drunk white people go to for Summer holidays in Europe will be all about this remix. Then just when you think the girls might stop for breath to address the crowd, they go straight into the album mix of "Laser beam", complete with green laser beams which I'm almost certain blinded the home girl on crutches at the far back - stage right. Perfume dropped new choreography to this mix of the song which saw the girls step and flick their fake telephones like Kashiyuka's hair depended on it. The girls opened with a killer string of songs and did not let up until the encore.

For the encore the crowd has three choices: "Nee", "Glitter" and "Love the world" - with Perfume performing the song to which the crowd cheered the loudest for. It was a tough call between "Glitter" and "Love the world" and I was pretty sure "Love the world" had won out. But much to my delight the girls performed "Glitter" - the most fitting of songs for them to close a set with. London. I love you for loving this song as much as I do. And once again, it was a nice sense of affirmation for me that I wasn't the only "Glitter" loving Perfume fan in the village. The performance was fucking magical. The front row was getting crunk, people in the back swaying in unison, everybody was mesmerized. The only thing missing was the shower of sparks during the final run of the chorus to match the video. But Perfume's tech team ain't trying to burn down the Sheperd's bush empire. Although that place could do with an insurance claim to make way for some much needed renovation.

Perfume's set list was generous on hits and also showed love to their B-sides. "Polyrhtyhm" B-side "Seventh heaven" turned the entire venue in a crub. I hadn't heard this song before and Shazam'ing and tweeting like a mo'fucka for somebody to identify the song. Turns out Perfume-city forums dwellers were Twitter watching during the event and managed to identify it for me. Why Tokuma communications left this song off of Game, I do not know. The song is a BANGER. As on point as their performance of "Magic of love" was, they threw that under a Central line train with "Daijo banai". The dance routine to this song gives you everything you didn't get from the videos to "Spring of life", "Spending all my time" and "Magic of love". The damn song should have been an A-side. "Handy man" was played during the intermission, but alas...there was no performance of it. A real shame, as I think a performance of it would have been a nice surprise and gone down a treat, as by this point the girls already had everybody in the palm of their hands. The venue was packed with fans who knew all of Perfume's material, so "Handy man" would not have been a stranger to anybody. The girls also performed "My colour", which was a welcomed entry to the setlist, as it was my favourite album track off of JPN. It was the only moment during the entire gig where the girls didn't dance their arses off. But of course Kashiyuka still arched that back, A-chan still got on dem knees and Nocchi worked dem legs how she always does.


Let's get one thing straight. A-chan and Nocchi know a fair amount of English. A-chan was off stage for much of Perfume's first segment of banter with the audience. She'll tell you it was due to a wardrobe malfunction. I'll tell you it was so that Nocchi had to put herself on the front line with the Engrish to make it easier for A-chan later on. But Nocchi rose to the occasion. The bitch knows a nice amount of English. And she sounded so cute speaking in it, that I was ready to drag her to a late night Nigerian registry office and make her my wife. A-chan is every bit as crazy and energetic as she is in interviews. She was absolutely obsessed with fish and chips (an iconic and historic Britishish meal) and used any opportunity to just say the word, commandeering the crowd to chant it with her. She also surprisingly broke into Queen's "We will rock you" - tearing through that first verse live and in English. The crowd went ballistic as it was so unexpected and unlike what you'd expect Perfume to do. A-chan is that chick. I'd get with Nocchi for the sex. But I'd wifey A-chan. She's so fun and playful and didn't seem phased or shy about speaking in English despite her limited grasp of it. In fact, she seemed to enjoy speaking in it, because she got instant reactions from us every time she did due to us understanding her. Kashiyuka didn't really do much tho' *tumbleweed bounces down the escalator of Sheperd's bush station*

What really hit me about Perfume, is that despite coming off as giggly little girls who are so in awe of everything new and so wide eyed at being in London, the second the lights went down and the music stared, they transformed. A-chan could stand and be shouting "Fisss ando chipssu!" one moment and then in a heartbeat she's switched on and Samurai slaying the absolute ribbons out of a routine. It's crazy to see and I guess part of the charm of Perfume. That they seem like regular girls who are able to pull off something rather extraordinary.

All of the videos I took at the gig are shit and it was just my fucking luck that my phone battery died mid way through. I'm not going to bother uploading my videos to YouTube as there are so many better quality videos which have been uploaded by those who had gone to this. For now, I'll give you some Japanese news coverage of the gig which shows that good shit shot by proper cameras and not some shaky ass Samsung Galaxy.


Perfume's London gig was an absolute blast. I hope as a result of the success of their 2nd world tour, that Perfume's team will extend their European leg and also add US dates - doing bigger venues and also working in some press. If Perfume announce future dates and that they are coming to snatch wigs in your country, do not think. Just go. You will not be disappointed. Even if you aren't a fan of Perfume, just take the plunge and go for the sheer experience of attending a J-Pop concert. Perfume's live showmanship is something to behold. Haters can shit on them not singing live all they want, but your fave ain't getting on those knees like A-chan, Vouging out a routine to a Euro house banger like Nocchi and kicking the pussy out in heels and a mini skirt like Kashiyuka. And your fave's creative director ain't coming with anything as fly as that "Spending all my time" set.

Shout outs to the super fan who was in the first tier stalls dancing the choreography to PERFECTION to every single song Perfume performed.

Reviews: Game | JPN | Spring of life | Spending all my time

Selasa, 16 Juli 2013

Perfume interview Kumi Koda. Kumi keeps that shit real.

Perfume caught Kumi in her dressing room backstage at Music Japan, where they had a few minutes to shoot the breeze with the skankiest woman in J-Pop. Kumi talked about her life back in Kyoto and also reservations she had not long after giving birth to her son.

I hadn't seen this video translated anywhere, so I took the liberty of translating it myself. My Japanese is a bit rusty, but I hope I managed to get across the main jist of what Kumi was saying.


Perfume reviews: Game | JPN | Spring of life | Spending all my time
Kumi Koda reviews: Black cherry | Trick | 3 splash | Universe | Dejavu | Japonesque | Summer trip

Senin, 27 Mei 2013

Perfume perform "Magic of love" on Music Japan. Nobody really cares.


If you feel how I do about "Magic of love", then you're probably over the song already and are just hoping that Perfume will hurry up and release an album or that Nakata will smoke the same crack he's on when he produces for Pamyu Pamyu's material for Perfume's next single.



It's a shame "Magic of love" isn't that great of a song, because aurally and visually its very current and on-trend without flaunting it unashamedly and coming off as though it's trying to be. The disco flavour of the song is rides the disco wave which is soon to sweep the Summer all thanks to Daft Punk's worldwide smash hit "Get lucky". And visually the girls are rocking 70's hair-do's and epileptic inducing prints, which apparently are back and 'in fashion' now. But the song is boring. I've not played it once since it released. Meanwhile, "Spending all my time" continues to get multiple plays, constant rewinds and has me walking backwards up stairs to the beat.

Kamis, 09 Mei 2013

Music video: Perfume - Magic of love


This video is like "One room disco", "Fushizen na girl" and "Spice" with a bit of "Voice" - which makes it AWESOME! It does a great job of making the song much more likeable. Despite being a good song, it's not Perfume's most instantly likeable single. But the the video gave me a newfound liking of it. Not enough to pull me away from "Glitter" and "Spending all my time". But I'm willing to give this song more time of the day than "Mirai no museum", which was a giant piece of shit and I don't care which children's movie that shit was for. Crystal Kay was still able to give me a banger for Pokémon. These bitches should have done the same.

"Magic of love" is not a song I'd ever play, but I could gladly sit and watch the video again. Although hearing Nocchi sing kills a percentage of her sex appeal. She has the worst voice in the group. THE worst. It's no wonder why Nakata auto tunes the bitch.


Rabu, 08 Mei 2013

Listen... Perfume - Magic of love

Perfume - Magic of love | vmas2013.blogspot.com

Let's get one thing straight. "Magic of love" is an upgrade from "Mirai no museum". I can actually listen to this song without wanting to throw up in my own mouth.

Much in the same way we were all punk'd when the "Spring of life" teaser dropped, we got punk'd in exactly he same way upon hearing "Magic of love" in the TV commercial - which gave absolutely no sign that the verses would feature such a drastic change in melody. The melody change on the verses isn't the only shocker. The girls get solo spots void of any backing vocals, auto tune or vocoding. It's refreshing to hear and adds a completely new element to the song as you get to hear the robohoes sing in a way we've not heard before. But it pretty much confirms that these bitches really cannot sing. I love Nocchi like I love my Super Nintendo. But she can't sing to save a life.

I'm on the fence with "Magic of love". But the more I listen to it, the more I like it. I think "Magic of love" is going to be a slow burner for me. I'll probably love it by the time they release the album it features on, but until then I'll keep playing the shit out of "Spending all my time". Yes. I still play that repetitive, Engrished out EDM jam. It's perfection.

I've not been wholly in love with Perfume's singles this era with the exception of "Spending all my time", which is leaving me concerned for the album which will follow. If Nakata isn't bastardizing the girls' sound, he's playing it wholly safe. Pussy Pamyu is getting the best of his material for her singles which is making Perfume's shit sound even worse.


Kashiyuka snatches Chun-Li's wig in the preview of Perfume's "Magic of love" music video.

After boring us to tears with their music videos for "Spending all my time" and "Mirai no museum", Perfume are back on that playful, colourful, somebody-was-in-the-editing-room-until-early-hours-to-match-the-trickery-swag for "Magic of love".

These Robohoes had better not skimp with the dance routine. Perfume have developed a horrible habit of not dancing full routines in their music videos (in the case of "Spending all my time", not dancing at all) and then performing the song live and snatching everything within a mile radius with the full routine (i.e "Spending all my time").

I'm still not in love with the song, but the visuals are more of what you would expect from a Perfume video, following a deviation on their past 3 music videos; and that I do like.



KASHIYUKA'S KICK THO!!! She kicked that shit so fast that the pussy didn't know what day of the week it was when those legs opened and that foot went up.

Reviews: Game | JPN | Spring of life | Spending all my time

Minggu, 14 April 2013

Perfume to release a new single "Magic of love" on May 22nd.

Nakata's hoes aka My bitches aka Yo' bitches will be releasing their second single of 2013 on May 22, "Magic of love". Unlike the childlike hell that was "Mirai no museum" and "Spending all my time" which divided fans clearly down the middle despite being perfection - "Magic of love" is a much safer, more expectant Perfumey offering which picks up directly where "Spring of life" took off.

Catch the commercial below, which features the girls swagging in fly JPN looking dresses and busting out a routine which features some leg.


"Magic of love" will also feature a B-side which is currently untitled, with no info as to whether it will be product affiliated as "Magic of love" is. I hope it's some crack. "Magic of love" sounds nice, but I need more. "Spending all my time" has been the only single post JPN which ticked all of my boxes and had me fall in love. I've even thrown "Hurly burly" to the side in favour of it. I know I'm probably alone in this, but I don't give two shits. That song is the bomb diggy and I plays it ORL ZI TIME! *puts on white socks and a black pump*