Listen to... Namie Amuro - Hands on me

Hello there readers. I have a giant Tupperware bowl here full of all the negative things we ALL said about Namie's new album. Things like "I don't care about this shit", "I won't buy it", "This bitch don't know what she's doing" and "This album ain't gonna feature anything good on it". Now...I'm going to need everybody to reach into this Tupperware right here and take back what they said. Because a new song of Namie's has surfaced and it's hot. I know it's hot. You know it's hot. So just take back what the fuck you said and throw that shit in the bin, eat it. Do what you like with it. Just make sure you get rid of it, because Namie is too busy not fucking around to have time fo' dat.

"Hands on me" is payback. It's insurance. It's everything you you thought Namie was not going to give. It's a Summer banger which makes other bitches Summer bangers sound like Nokia 3210 polyphonic ringtones. I can't understand a word she's saying, but I know she's singing about being a fleak in the club. This woman went from singing about love in an anthem for world peace, to a jam about wanting a man to put his hands on her titties and show her what he can do with his good hand and his best finger. NamILF is in the building. Your fave is in Mister Donut on the other side of the road wondering what the hell they are going to do now.

♪ Don't bark. A sock attack. Go heart. Yeah I rike it like dat! ♪